December 2011
i love it when my coworker acts like she has a stick up her ass when told to actually do something other than eat all the ice cream
oh the joy.
rremixx:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
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i love when my boss makes my coworker do everything and i get to sit on my ass all day
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“Nobody tells an actor, “you’re playing a strong-minded man”. We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women”
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Top 15 Grossing Films of 2011
geminitactic:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Hangover Part II
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Fast Five
Cars 2
Thor
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Help
Bridesmaids
Kung Fu Panda 2
X-Men: First Class
Puss in Boots
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Bridesmaids sticks out like...
Watchinothernews:
An unidentified TV journalist makes his way into Homs, Syria and documents, firsthand, a city living under the almost constant threat of government snipers.
(via CNN)
jesus fucking christ
